First there was Evolution. Now, they’ve come up with Onslaught:
Jon Stewart: “So in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor sick children.” George Bush: “That’s why I’m going to veto the bill.”
Apparently Lauren Upton is one of the 20% of Americans who don’t own maps. Or something. From the Miss Teen USA Pageant (24 August 2007): â€œRecent polls have shown a fifth of Americans canâ€™t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?â€ Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton: â€œI personally […]
Here’s a pair of great Bauer hockey commercials from back in the day: We all have something A clean sheet Does anyone have higher-quality copies? While we’re at it, does anyone have a copy of the NFL “Feel the Power” commercial that used Ani DiFranco’s “32 flavors” and featured various running backs? I can’t find […]
Alynda Wheat in this week’s Entertainment Weekly‘s Tonight’s Best TV: Friday Night Lights NBC, if you don’t renew this show, I swear I’ll take every n, b, and c out of this column! A d if you etwork astards thi k I’m joki g, you just try me.
Ellen picks up the phone and calls 88-year-old Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas, who proceeds to steal the show. Then, she calls her again: