Alynda Wheat in this week’s Entertainment Weekly‘s Tonight’s Best TV: Friday Night Lights NBC, if you don’t renew this show, I swear I’ll take every n, b, and c out of this column! A d if you etwork astards thi k I’m joki g, you just try me.
Category Archives: humour
Hilarious Ellen DeGeneres excerpt
Ellen picks up the phone and calls 88-year-old Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas, who proceeds to steal the show. Then, she calls her again:
Windows Vista upgrade decision flowchart
Windows Vista upgrade decision flowchart
C for Cookie
chinese restaurant prank call
old but funny chinese restaurant prank call.
Possible Jeopardy “Before & After” answers
You come up with the questions: Screen real estate agent Sleepless in Seattle Seahawks Len (Rosario) Dawson’s Creek Update: Corporate identity crisis Pulitzer prize fighter Norman Mailer-Daemon Best friends with benefits Judge Judy Bloom Tom Cruise control Dry Clean Sweep Southern Bell(e) Pepper John Daly Show Green House Dressing Hammond organ transplant Lawn Bowling Green …
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New album release
Did you hear Bob Dylan is releasing an album of Sarah McLachlan covers? It’s called Mumbling Towards Ecstasy.
Tom Mabe pranks telemarketer
Mixing your metaphors
One of my favourite mixed metaphors—which I had somehow internally misattributed to David Johnston—was this one, from University of Waterloo registrar Ken Lavigne: Admissions is a crap shoot, and this year we won in spades This week, Peter Lewis of Fortune may have topped it: Apple is making applesauce out of the old canard that …
fun at the indy state fair
lyle writes: I heard and saw a lot of funny things yesterday… One of my favorite moments was when a carnie, upon seeing my camera, yelled to me, ” do you work for National Geographic or The Rolling Stones?” The Rolling Stones. Yes, I am walking around the Indiana State Fair, shooting pictures…because I work …