The Manchester Evening News, a British rag is reporting a lottery scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale “because players couldn’t understand it.”Apparently your average Brit is well-qualified for a job at Verizon: Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths …
Category Archives: humour
Bush vetoes S-CHIP
Jon Stewart: “So in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor sick children.” George Bush: “That’s why I’m going to veto the bill.”
Chasers War – APEC Security For George Bush
Lauren Catilin Upton’s new job
Following up on an earlier story, George Bush appointed Lauren Caitlin Upton as a foreign policy advisor. (credit: GH)
Best recruiter story. Ever.
Tony is a UI engineer. He gets a lot of recruiter spam. Usually it’s related to his skillset. This time, however, the recruiter was looking for a filesystems engineer. They had this hilarious exchange: Recruiter: We’re looking for somebody with 7-10 years of experience writing filesystems.Me: The only person I know with that level of …
Quick, Josh, how do you mass-delete these emails?
Odd spam of the week
This went to myself and five our so others. I think she might be trying to book a gig. I’m really not sure. Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:15:24 -0500 From: Jane Nicolson <[email protected]> Subject: hello HELLO. MY NAME IS LAURA WILSON AND I AM CURRENTLY IN NEED OF A ROOM.. I WILL LIKE TO …
On AT&T’s brilliance
Q: How many AT&T employees does it take to change a light bulb? A: Oww, oww! Hey! My toe!
Denigration 102
Singer-songwrecker n. a bad singer-songwriter. (Credit: Geoff Pearlman) PT Loser n. the bad Chrysler car the rental agency “upgrades” you to. (Credit: Cat Fitzgerald)