Like a fish needs a bicycle

You may have heard the old phrase “…like a fish needs a bicycle to describe something ridiculous.

I’m proposing a new meme — write it on your blog or LJ and link back here: come up with the best simile you can for something, well, completely ridiculous. Totally implausible. Not gonna happen.

Here’s mine:

…like the Pope needs a hysterectomy.

One Response to Like a fish needs a bicycle

  1. S Woodside says:

    Like paul needs some link love?

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