Category Archives: humour
My body in Persistent Vegetative State…
FOR SALE/BARTER: My body in Persistent Vegetative State… Dear loved-ones, I make the following statement in a sound state of mind and of my own volition: If I am rendered comatose and determined to be in a persistent vegetative state (PVS) for a period longer than one month and if no imminent cure is forthcoming, …
culture of life
applying for a job at ikea
law professors say the darndest things
it’s like profquotes, only for law school: Student: I knew where the line is, so maybe I tell my client to commit perjury… Professor: There is an argument that professional responsibility should be taught in the first year, but that argument has not yet prevailed at the law school, but consider yourself Exhibit 1 at …
a massage
have a massage.
overheard at SXSW
“no woman who knows that much about CSS should be that good looking” Girl 1: because I want to make out with you…but I’m not gay. Girl 2: you’re not? Girl 1: not gay…but gay enough.
the drugs i need
CU has a great send-up of drug company ads.
funny cow flash animation
“bad cow pun.”
who’s on first
here’s a movie version of the ol’ abbott and costello sketch.