worst fiction winners

The 2005 results from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are in. In considering the wisdom of entering upon an affair of the heart with the redoubtable Miss Ffiona Sensuosa, MacFadden Perfidy weighed the undeniable erotic advantages of such a confluence of physiologically coinciding characteristics against the demonstrably unfortunate fact of her exhibiting pronounced advantages over him …

why i no longer use LSD

More on breathalyzers: Oh God, I’m loving this. His fingerprints (and Cheney’s) are all over 911, the Downing Street Memo is clear evidence for impeachment, he’s getting his ditch ploughed by gay leather stud James “Bulldog” Guckert in the White House, and now a pack of drunk drivers might be on the brink of voiding …