Clinton to smack Hastert

Hastert Tries Damage Control After Remarks Hit a Nerve:

House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert began his day yesterday explaining that he really does not want to see New Orleans bulldozed, and he ended it defending his absence from the Capitol when Congress approved a $10.5 billion hurricane aid package.

In Syracuse, N.Y., former president Bill Clinton was discussing New Orleans’s dilemma when someone described the speaker’s comments. Had they been in the same place when the remarks were made, Clinton said, “I’m afraid I would have assaulted him.”

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  1. House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert is a fat pig. Because of personal choices this fat pig made throughout his life with regard to food consumption – the medical profession should NOT assist this obsese individual in an emergency medical situation.

  2. He IZ a fat pig he reminds me of Jabba the Jut. He would capture
    speaker Pelosi like Jabba captured princess Lea. Or he could
    be like fat bastard on Austin Powers. Maybe even a grown up
    version of Eric Cartman. “respect my authoritay!”

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