Earlier this year, the nuns on Cupertino’s app store approval team removed 5000 applications for having sexual content. Fine. Be a prude. But what makes this funny is that Apple’s left hand doesn’t know what its right hand is doing: the music store will sell you D12’s Nasty Mind, which contains lyrical gems such as this:
Hoe you can quote this – your breath is smellin like
you done sucked a senior citizen’s old dick in goat spit (god damn!)
It’s one thing to be a prude. It’s another thing to be a homophobic prude. How are eight different apps for locating strip clubs is okay, but a a gay sightseeing guide isn’t?