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Jim Cramer: He’s like a dartboard that talks

paul — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:11:50 +0000

Dove takes on the beauty industry, part 2

paul — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:59:03 +0000

First there was Evolution. Now, they’ve come up with Onslaught:

Bush vetoes S-CHIP

paul — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:38:45 +0000

Jon Stewart: “So in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor sick children.”

George Bush: “That’s why I’m going to veto the bill.”

Chasers War – APEC Security For George Bush

paul — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:50:57 +0000

Lauren Caitlin Upton is an idiot

paul — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:34:44 +0000

Apparently Lauren Upton is one of the 20% of Americans who don’t own maps. Or something.

From the Miss Teen USA Pageant (24 August 2007):

â€œRecent polls have shown a fifth of Americans canâ€™t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?â€

Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton:

â€œI personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation donâ€™t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.â€

A couple of old favourites

paul — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:33:08 +0000

Here’s a pair of great Bauer hockey commercials from back in the day:

We all have something

A clean sheet

Does anyone have higher-quality copies? While we’re at it, does anyone have a copy of the NFL “Feel the Power” commercial that used Ani DiFranco’s “32 flavors” and featured various running backs? I can’t find it anywhere.

HOWTO subvert Australian security

paul — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:26:40 +0000

EW

paul — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:16:20 +0000

Alynda Wheat in this week’s Entertainment Weekly‘s Tonight’s Best TV:

Friday Night Lights
NBC, if you don’t renew this show, I swear I’ll take every n, b, and c out of this column! A d if you etwork astards thi k I’m joki g, you just try me.

Hilarious Ellen DeGeneres excerpt

paul — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:32:26 +0000

Ellen picks up the phone and calls 88-year-old Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas, who proceeds to steal the show.

Then, she calls her again:

C for Cookie

paul — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:58:23 +0000