Category Archives: television

Smell like a monster

Jim Cramer: He’s like a dartboard that talks

Dove takes on the beauty industry, part 2

First there was Evolution. Now, they’ve come up with Onslaught:

Bush vetoes S-CHIP

Jon Stewart: “So in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor sick children.” George Bush: “That’s why I’m going to veto the bill.”

Chasers War – APEC Security For George Bush

Lauren Caitlin Upton is an idiot

Apparently Lauren Upton is one of the 20% of Americans who don’t own maps. Or something. From the Miss Teen USA Pageant (24 August 2007): “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world … Continue reading

A couple of old favourites

Here’s a pair of great Bauer hockey commercials from back in the day: We all have something A clean sheet Does anyone have higher-quality copies? While we’re at it, does anyone have a copy of the NFL “Feel the Power” … Continue reading

HOWTO subvert Australian security

EW <3 FNL, too

Alynda Wheat in this week’s Entertainment Weekly‘s Tonight’s Best TV: Friday Night Lights NBC, if you don’t renew this show, I swear I’ll take every n, b, and c out of this column! A d if you etwork astards thi … Continue reading

Hilarious Ellen DeGeneres excerpt

Ellen picks up the phone and calls 88-year-old Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas, who proceeds to steal the show. Then, she calls her again: