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Q: How many AT&T employees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oww, oww! Hey! My toe!

Singer-songwrecker n. a bad singer-songwriter. (Credit: Geoff Pearlman)

PT Loser n. the bad Chrysler car the rental agency “upgrades” you to. (Credit: Cat Fitzgerald)

Alynda Wheat in this week’s Entertainment Weekly’s Tonight’s Best TV:

Friday Night Lights
NBC, if you don’t renew this show, I swear I’ll take every n, b, and c out of this column! A d if you etwork astards thi k I’m joki g, you just try me.

Ellen picks up the phone and calls 88-year-old Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas, who proceeds to steal the show.

Then, she calls her again:

Windows Vista upgrade decision flowchart

old but funny chinese restaurant prank call.

You come up with the questions:

• Screen real estate agent
• Sleepless in Seattle Seahawks
• Len (Rosario) Dawson’s Creek

Update:

• Corporate identity crisis
• Pulitzer prize fighter
• Norman Mailer-Daemon
• Best friends with benefits
• Judge Judy Bloom
• Tom Cruise control
• Dry Clean Sweep
• Southern Bell(e) Pepper
• John Daly Show
• Green House Dressing
• Hammond organ transplant

Did you hear Bob Dylan is releasing an album of Sarah McLachlan covers? It’s called Mumbling Towards Ecstasy.