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You fucked with the wrong wrestler

paulschreiber — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 13:11:12 +0000

As we read previously, sometimes criminals try picking on old folks thinking they’re easy targets. Then they get their asses kicked.

This continues:

Seated on the passenger’s side, Kemp was closing the door of his 2011 Volkswagen Jetta when the robber, identified as Richard Nowling, 41, stuck a gun in his face.

Thinking of his wife’s safety, the 5-foot-7 Kemp instinctively pushed the gun away. But the robber started to pistol whip Kemp in the head, police said.

“He started to hit me, so I reacted from there,” a bruised but smiling Kemp said Friday. “I got him out into the street and held his arm. I foot-sweeped him down and I was trying to get a hold of the gun. He banged me up a little bit but my main concern was the gun.”

Pulling out more wrestling moves, Kemp maneuvered the suspect into a rear naked choke hold, or “sleeper hold,” a popular submission technique in mixed martial arts.

Amazon Associates has a sense of humor

paulschreiber — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 17:46:27 +0000

Why are you signing up for Amazon Associates?

In which a plan comes together

paulschreiber — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 04:31:42 +0000

The case of the dirty validator (why web filters suck)

paulschreiber — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 17:37:04 +0000

Web developers, be warned! Your secret page-validating habit has been found out:

This nonsense proudly brought to you by PurePages, providers of nonsense filters use by mmmuffins wifi at Toronto Union Station.

Taiwanese news explains the TSA

paulschreiber — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:35:42 +0000

Oh John McCain, make it stop

paulschreiber — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:06:33 +0000

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

It Gets Worse PSA

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show Full Episodes

Political Humor

Rally to Restore Sanity

Steve Jobs’ latest presentation in 144 seconds

paulschreiber — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 15:33:56 +0000

via Garr

Disgusting bacteria-ridden disks of suck

paulschreiber — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:50:41 +0000

Smell like a monster

paulschreiber — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 04:06:03 +0000

Pac-Man ate my RAID

paulschreiber — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:22:04 +0000

[>....................]  recovery =  2.5% (3836544/152247936) finish=35.1min speed=70370K/sec
[>....................]  recovery =  3.0% (4642752/152247936) finish=37.5min speed=65481K/sec
[===>.................]  recovery = 15.2% (23276800/152247936) finish=32.2min speed=66725K/sec
[===>.................]  recovery = 18.4% (28154624/152247936) finish=28.9min speed=71392K/sec
[====>................]  recovery = 21.5% (32802560/152247936) finish=28.6min speed=69451K/sec
[=====>...............]  recovery = 28.3% (43166336/152247936) finish=33.4min speed=54268K/sec
[======>..............]  recovery = 33.6% (51163008/152247936) finish=25.9min speed=64964K/sec
[================>....]  recovery = 84.7% (129098432/152247936) finish=7.9min speed=48742K/sec
[===================>.]  recovery = 99.4% (151444800/152247936) finish=0.4min speed=32068K/sec

Mmmm, dots.