Archive for the 'humour' Category

Separated at birth, part II

April 28th, 2008

Following up on the booking agent and singer, we have the guitar player and entrepreneur.

Jukebox the Ghost’s Tommy Siegel and Citizen Agency’s Chris Messina:
Tommy Siegel and Chris Messina

Apparently they have a triplet, Josh Roth.

JetBlue gets it

March 19th, 2008

I love that my airline has a sense of humour:
JetBlue twitter

It’s great that JetBlue lets its people speak in a human voice.

A blog idea

December 5th, 2007

Can you imagine a blog between Ted Stevens and Miss South Carolina?

Math is hard

November 27th, 2007

The Manchester Evening News, a British rag is reporting a lottery scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale “because players couldn’t understand it.”Apparently your average Brit is well-qualified for a job at Verizon:

Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: “On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn’t.”I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I’m not having it.”I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn’t say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled.”

Bush vetoes S-CHIP

October 5th, 2007

Jon Stewart: “So in summation, the bill takes money from cigarettes and gives it to poor sick children.”

George Bush: “That’s why I’m going to veto the bill.”

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Chasers War - APEC Security For George Bush

September 25th, 2007

Lauren Catilin Upton’s new job

August 28th, 2007

Following up on an earlier story, George Bush appointed Lauren Caitlin Upton as a foreign policy advisor. (credit: GH)

Best recruiter story. Ever.

August 21st, 2007

Tony is a UI engineer. He gets a lot of recruiter spam. Usually it’s related to his skillset.

This time, however, the recruiter was looking for a filesystems engineer.

They had this hilarious exchange:

Recruiter: We’re looking for somebody with 7-10 years of experience writing filesystems.
Me: The only person I know with that level of experience writing filesystems is Hans Reiser.
Recruiter: Have you worked with Hans before? Can you send me his resume?
Me: http://www.idiom.com/~beverly/hans_resume.html
Recruiter: You are too funny! We’re willing to let our developers telecommute but the state penn. wasn’t quite what we had in mind. Thanks for making me smile though :)

Quick, Josh, how do you mass-delete these emails?

August 8th, 2007

Rove with an iPhone

Odd spam of the week

July 31st, 2007

This went to myself and five our so others. I think she might be trying to book a gig. I’m really not sure.

Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:15:24 -0500
From: Jane Nicolson <ever_lover22@hotmail.com>
Subject: hello

HELLO.
MY NAME IS LAURA WILSON AND I AM CURRENTLY IN NEED OF A ROOM..
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE DETAILS AND AMOUTN OF THE ROOM,
I WILL BE HAPPY IF U CAN EMAL ME BACK SO THAT WE CAN TALK MORE..
PLS KINDLY EMAIL ME TO MY EMAIL BOX  laurawilson399@yahoo.com SO THAT WE CAN TALK MORE.
NOTE I CANT READY UR EMAIL IF U EMAIL HOTMAIL