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Two-Finger-Scrolling with pre-2005 PowerBooks and iBooks.

Colleges’ land lines nearing silent end:

Five years ago, the school made hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on long-distance service, said Carl Whitman, executive director of the Office of Information Technology. Last semester, the school made $1,109.

Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address coincided this year.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog.

(pagerank whoring, feel free to help)

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Why Does Windows Still Suck?

And what about my SO’s PC woes? Well, after her Vaio was so violently debilitated, and after being told by various experts that it would require nothing short of a complete (and very expensive) Windows system debugging and OS reinstall followed by a mandatory soak of the machine in a tub of bleach and then spraying it with a thick coat of road tar as she waved a burning effigy of Steve Ballmer over it while chanting the text of the Official Microsoft ‘Screw You Sucker’ Windows Troubleshooting Guide, she promptly dumped the useless hunk of sad landfill and bought herself a beautiful new iBook.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a nutbar.

Ann Coulter: still dumb. Thanks, CBC!